Mom always said that “hate was too strong a word…unless you are referring to the Ducks.” So here’s Jim’s Top 5 reasons to woof for the Dawgs this weekend:
- The Stanford “band” – enough said
- The Stanford mascot is a tree. WTF?
- The Stanford “band” prematurely rushes the field and gets their asses handed to them as opposing players score winning TDs (I can’t watch this clip enough)
- Stanford expelled Chuck from the NBC TV series by the same name
- The Stanford “band”


Another good reason: Stanford’s top sports are fencing and water polo
[...] of the analysis. Given the timeless nature of my posts, I resubmit to you my “Top 5 Things I Strongly Dislike About Stanford” from 2009. If you don’t have time to read it, well then you probably didn’t go to Stanford [...]
I choose to view your mom’s hatred of the Ducks as evidence of how inherently important they are within the Husky universe
Na. Mom just thought their uniforms were ugly.